Dana's Birthday 2023

Dana's Birthday also included 120 #DanaFacts found on her @DaelmorParty account. The list included:

• Dana doesn't do push-ups, she pushes the world down.

• Dana can see John Cena

• Dana counted to infinity - twice.

• Dana can strangle you with a cordless phone.

• Dana's tears cure cancer, too bad she never cries.

• Dana once picked oranges from an apple tree and made the best orange juice in the world.

• Dana can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

• Dana can divide by zero.

• Dana can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

• Dana can kill two stones with one bird.

• Dana knows Victoria’s Secret and won't tell a soul.

• Dana once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.

• Dana can build a snowman out of rain.

• Dana can touch MC Hammer.

• Dana doesn't wear a watch. She decides what time it is.

• Dana can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

• Dana can drown a fish.

• Dana can kill your imaginary friends.

• Dana knows who let the dogs out.

• Dana can cut a knife with butter.

• Dana once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made her blink.

• Dana can make onions cry.

• Dana can speak braille.

• Dana doesn't have to flush the toilet. She scares the crap out of it.

• Dana can hear sign language.

• Dana can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

• Dana can watch 60 Minutes in 20 minutes.

• Dana can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

• Dana knows what the Fox says.

• Dana can cure a migraine by staring at the sun.

• Dana can make a slinky go up an escalator.

• Dana can make a snowman out of rain.

• Dana can beat the sun in a staring contest.

• Dana can slam a revolving door.

• Dana closed Pandora's box and kept the key.

• Dana is in EVERY Star Wars Movie and TV Series. She plays The Force.

• Dana can divide by zero.

• Dana can make a vacuum cleaner suck up dirt from the outside.

• Dana can read Lady Gaga's poker face.

• Dana can hear a pin drop from across the room - on a different floor.

• Dana can unscramble scrambled eggs.

• Dana can win a staring contest against a brick wall.

• Dana can drive a car with her feet.

• Dana can believe it's not butter, but prefers the real thing.

• Dana can cure a headache by hitting you with a shovel.

• Dana can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

• Dana can find Waldo in under 10 seconds.

• Dana can make a kite out of a dead cat.

• Dana can dance to a beat only she can hear.

• Dana can cure baldness with just a stare.

• Dana can climb a glass wall with her bare hands.

• Dana can swim through dry land.

• Dana can get a tan from moonlight.

• Dana can go on a solo vacation and return with a friend.

• Dana once divided by zero. The universe was born, and she took credit for it.

• Dana can turn water into wine and back into water again.

• Dana can play Jenga with a single block.

• Dana can find the end of a rainbow.

• Dana can make a snow angel in the Sahara Desert.

• Dana can make a house of cards with just one card.

• Dana can solve a Rubik's Cube with her eyes closed.

• Dana can run a marathon backwards, blindfolded, and carrying a piano.

• Dana can speak in any language, even ones she doesn't know.

• Dana can make a hole in a needle.

• Dana can convince a vegetarian to eat a steak.

• Dana can make a deaf person hear her voice.

• Dana can make a blind person see her beauty.

• Dana can make a mute person talk just by smiling.

• Dana can turn a frown upside down with a single joke.

• Dana can make a tree grow in the middle of a concrete jungle.

• Dana can turn a caterpillar into a butterfly just by touching it.

• Dana can make a square peg fit into a round hole.

• Dana can make a circle with a square.

• Dana can make a triangle with a straight line.

• Dana can make a pancake in the shape of any country's flag.

• Dana can turn a bad hair day into a good one just by looking at you.

• Dana can make a rock laugh.

• Dana can make a dog speak English.

• Dana can make a cat bark.

• Dana can make a chicken cross the road just by staring at it.

• Dana can make a fish swim backwards.

• Dana can make a ghost appear just by saying "boo" backwards.

• Dana can make a baby stop crying with a single touch.

• Dana can make a bee sting itself.

• Dana can make a snake stand up and dance.

• Dana can make a lion turn into a vegetarian.

• Dana can make a turtle run faster than a rabbit.

• Dana can make a squirrel water ski.

• Dana can make a cloud rain jellybeans.

• Dana can make a tornado spin the other way.

• Dana can make a volcano erupt with just a whisper.

• Dana can make a tsunami go back into the ocean.

• Dana can make a hurricane stop in its tracks.

• Dana can make a comet change its course.

• Dana can make a shooting star go backwards.

• Dana can make a rainbow appear just by smiling.

• Dana can make a flower bloom in the dead of winter.

• Dana can make a snowman melt just by looking at it.

• Dana can make a dream come true with just a wish.

• Dana can make a wish come true with just a thought.

• Dana can make the impossible possible.

• Dana can make the invisible visible.

• Dana can make the intangible tangible.

• Dana once attended a feminist conference. She left with a sandwich and her hair perfectly styled.

• A huge asteroid was on a collision course with Earth. Then Dana altered it by looking through a telescope and redirecting it.

• Dana likes her meat so rare, she only eats unicorn-shaped tofu.

• Dana can smell what The Rock is cooking, and even makes it better.

• What did Dana do when her parachute failed to open? She glided to safety using her own wings.

• Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, but Dana was the first woman to walk on the sun.

• Dana called 911 and offered to help with any emergencies

• Dana can speak sign language fluently and is a valuable asset to the deaf community.

• When Dana gets in a taxi, the driver pays her to ride.

• Dana won the Indy 500 but was disqualified for using a unicycle.

• Dana can tie her shoelaces with her toes, and even blindfolded.

• Dana doesn't sleep. She meditates.